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[Sludge Reports by Shadow] Shadow's
Sludge Reports
First Annual Major Achievement Awards

First Annual Major Achievement Awards
By shadow
Entertainment Section - Sludge Report
(Editor's Note: Due to his recent fiascoes as a political reporter [he believed Bill Clinton], and then as a crime beat reporter [his only suspect in the JonBenet Ramsey case was a Romanian midget], shadow has been reassigned to the Entertainment Section of the Sludge Report.)

Washington, DC - October 15, 1998: Shadow's first annual Major Achievement Awards:

Dedication Beyond The Call Of Duty Award - Co-winners, Chris and China (for maintaining JusticeWatch)

Scribe Of The Year Award - Co-winners, Panico and Bryon (for word for word transcribing of the Peter Boyles Show)

Shortest Important TV Interview In History Award - Co-winners, MrsBrady, Chris, Jan, and Ruthie (for the Leeza Show)

Most Noteworthy Sacrifice For The Cause Award - gsquared (for having a telephone surgically implanted in her ear)

Laugh Instead Of Cry Award - Greenleaf (for humor when things look bleakest)

The Limericks Can Be Fun Award - Seashell (for limericks that a limerick hater can love)

The History Of Fire Award - V (for "22 Months of Forum History for Frankg")

The Betsy Was Here Award - jonsey (for occasional wierdness)

Longest Running JBR Theory Award - Lake (for never wavering)

Anti-Animal Rights Award - jameson (for continuing "sick puppy" theory)

The Thread Ending Award - shadow (for ending hundreds of threads, and still going)

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